Valentine jokes and riddles for kids
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and kids all over the world are getting excited about celebrating this special day with their loved ones. To make this day even more fun and festive, we’ve compiled a list of valentine jokes and riddles that are sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face.
1. What did the boy squirrel send to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A love acorn!
2. Why did the banana break up with the strawberry?
Because he couldn’t find his peelings for her!
3. What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine’s Day?
Will you bee mine?
4. What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
I love you a watt!
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
6. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts!
7. What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a turtle?
A slow hug!
8. Why did the apple go out with a prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date with a pear!
9. Why did the computer break up with the Internet?
Because it found someone better, its other mouse!
10. What do you call a very small valentine?
A valen-tiny!
Remember, the most important thing about Valentine’s Day is showing those you love how much you care about them. These jokes might make them laugh, but it’s the love that counts! Happy Valentine’s Day!