Zoo jokes for kids
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Zoo Jokes for Kids
Who doesn’t love a good joke? Especially one about animals! Here are some fun zoo-inspired jokes that are sure to get your kids giggling.
1. Why did the koala refuse to lend the panda a pencil?
Because he didn’t want to give it back with a chewing problem!
2. Why don’t lions eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
3. Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
Because he had his head in the clouds!
4. What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A smelly picnic!
5. Why did the monkey break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a little bananas!
6. Why did the kangaroo hop around?
Because he couldn’t find his hop-stop!
7. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Investigator!
8. What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
9. What do you get when you put a bird in the freezer?
A ch-ch-chilly bird!
10. Why do elephants never use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
We hope these zoo jokes bring some smiles and laughter to your household. Have fun sharing them with your kids and creating some of your own!