Witch jokes for kids
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumbly.
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
Why did the pony go to the dentist?
To get a little “HORSE”-power.
Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why did the cookie go to school?
To become a smart cookie.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.