Wednesday jokes for kids
Wednesdays may not have the same excitement as Fridays or Saturdays, but that doesn’t mean they deserve to be boring! In fact, there are plenty of fun and silly jokes about Wednesdays that kids will love. Here are some of our favorites:
- Why did Wednesday cross the road?
To get to the middle of the week!
- What do you call a camel on a Wednesday?
Hump day!
- Why can’t you trust letters on Wednesdays?
Because they can flip-flop!
- What do you get when you cross a Wednesday with a lobster?
Mid-week crustacean!
- How does Wednesday stay in shape?
By doing mid-week crunches!
- Why don’t the days of the week get along?
Because Wednesday always wants to be in the middle!
- Why did the tomato turn red on Wednesday?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why do Wednesdays always seem to drag on?
Because they’re stuck in the middle of the week!
- What do you call a day where everyone wears green on Wednesday?
Hump Day St. Patrick’s Day!
- Why do Wednesdays always feel like they’re sneaking up on you?
Because they’re the middle child of the week!
Kids will love these silly Wednesday jokes, and they may even make the day feel a little more exciting. Have fun telling them to your little ones and maybe even challenge them to come up with their own silly jokes about Wednesdays!
