Train jokes for kids
Jokes are great way to entertain kids and keep them engaged. Here are some fun train-themed jokes that are sure to make your little ones chuckle.
1. Why did the train stop in the middle of the track?
Because it ran out of steam.
2. What do you call a train that eats too much?
A chug-a-lug.
3. Why don’t trains like playing cards?
Because they’re always getting shuffled.
4. What does a train conductor use to make coffee?
A brew-haha.
5. Why did the train go to the gym?
To get some locomotion.
6. What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
7. Why did the train get seasick?
Because it was on the wrong track.
8. What do you call a train that sneezes?
A choo-choo train.
9. Why did the train go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad case of the chug-a-lugs.
10. What do you call a train that eats too many vegetables?
A veggie express.
These jokes are sure to make your little ones laugh and keep them entertained for hours. Encourage them to share these jokes with their friends and family and spread the laughter.