Snow jokes kids
Winter brings about many fun things kids can enjoy. One of the most exciting things that come with winter is snow. Kids love to play in snow and build forts, igloos, and snowmen. With snow comes snowball fights and sledding adventures.
Kids also love to tell jokes about snow. Here are some of the best snow jokes that will make your kids laugh:
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
2. Why do snowmen prefer cold weather?
They’re Afraid of Melting.
3. What is the ideal weight for a snowman?
Just enough to keep its carrot nose up.
4. Why is an instructor in skiing never broke?
Because they always know how to make ends meet.
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
6. Why did the snowman ask the Yeti for a carrot?
He was hungry and carrot top was too far away!
7. What do snowmen wear on their heads instead of hats?
Icicles.
8. What kind of math do snowbirds do?
Owl-Gebra.
9. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
10. Why don’t snowmen ever go to college?
They melt before they can attend the orientation meeting.
Making jokes with kids is a great way to help them cultivate their sense of humor. Snow jokes specifically can be fun because they relate to real-life experiences that kids car particularly fond of. Most times, the jokes might be a little silly, but it’s all worth it when you see your little ones laughing and having a good time. So, next time you’re out in the snow with your kids, tell them some of these jokes and watch them giggle.