Santa jokes for kids
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Santa jokes for kids are a great way to spread holiday cheer and laughter. Whether you’re looking for a quick one-liner or a silly story, here are some of the best Santa jokes for kids that are sure to make them giggle and smile.
- What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
- Why did Santa go to school to become a doctor?
So he could operate his sleigh!
- How does Santa take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid camera!
- What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
- How did Santa know he had to go on a diet?
He stepped on the scale and it said “ho ho ho”!
- What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
- Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-hoe!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
- How do you know when Santa is at your house?
You can hear his sleigh bells jingle!
- Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf-esteem”!
These Santa jokes for kids are perfect for sharing during the holiday season, whether you’re sitting around the dinner table, waiting in line for Santa at the mall, or writing them in a letter to send to Santa himself. So go ahead, spread some holiday cheer and make everyone’s day a little brighter with these silly and hilarious Santa jokes. Happy holidays!