November kids jokes
November is finally here! As the weather gets cooler and the leaves start falling, it’s time to welcome in some new jokes for the month. Here are some November-themed jokes that will be sure to make your kids laugh!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a turkey who’s always in a hurry?
A gobblin’ runner.
- What is a turkey’s favorite kind of music?
Anything with drumsticks!
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
- What is a pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A drumstick with eight legs.
- What do you call a snowman party that gets out of hand?
A snowball.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a vampire?
A fowl-tempered bird.
- What do you call a turkey that has no feathers?
A naked neck.
- Why did the turkey go to the dentist?
To get his beak cleaned.
These jokes are sure to put a smile on your kids’ faces as they prepare for Thanksgiving and the start of winter. Use these jokes as a fun way to start your day, or even as a silly joke to tell at the dinner table. Happy November!
