New year’s jokes for kids
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New Year’s Eve is a time for reflection and resolutions, but it’s also a time for laughter and celebration. If you’re looking for some funny New Year’s jokes to share with your kids, look no further! Here are a few kid-friendly jokes sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face as you ring in the new year.
- What do you tell someone on New Year’s Eve who’s cautious about making resolutions?
Don’t worry, you can always hit the delete button!
- How did the calendar get a job?
He applied months in advance!
- Why did the banana go to the party on New Year’s Eve?
Because it was peeled!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
- Why do birds always fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
- What is a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
- What do you call New Year’s Eve in Disneyland?
Fireworks-crazy!
- Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert on New Year’s Eve?
Because he was already stuffed!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road on New Year’s Eve?
Because it ran out of juice!
These are just a handful of the many silly New Year’s jokes out there. Share them with your kids or use them to entertain friends and family at your New Year’s Eve party. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and it’s a great way to bring people together as you welcome in the new year.