Monster jokes for kids
Looking for a good laugh? Check out these monster jokes that will have your little ones giggling for hours!
1. What do you get when you cross a monster with an alarm clock?
A wake-up snarl!
2. Why did the monster take a bath?
Because he wanted to scare away all the dirt!
3. Why did the monster join a gym?
He wanted to get fit enough to catch more humans!
4. What do you call a monster with a great sense of humor?
A tickle monster!
5. How do you make a monster laugh?
A little tickle monster action!
6. Why did the monster go to school?
He wanted to learn how to be more frightening!
7. What do you call a monster who loves to dance?
A boogie monster!
8. Why did the monster refuse to eat a dead clown?
It tasted funny!
9. Why did the cookie monster eat the cookie phone?
Because he wanted to make a call on his stomach!
10. How do you keep a monster out of your house?
With a monster spray can!
11. What do you get when you cross a monster and a bird?
One very scary Tweety Bird!
12. Why did the monster eat the light bulb?
He wanted to see in the dark!
13. How do you make a monster happy?
Give him lots of people to scare!
14. Why did the monster join the circus?
He wanted to be the star of the freak show!
15. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
16. How do you get a monster’s attention?
Moooove over!
17. Why did the monster go to a haunted house?
He wanted to take a break from scaring people!
18. What do you call a monster who loves to read?
A book monster!
19. Why did the monster cross the road?
To get to the human settlement on the other side!
20. What do you call a monster who likes to play video games?
A Gazerblaster!
Whether your kids are monster lovers or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to keep them entertained and laughing for hours. So why not give them a try and see how many laughs you can get out of them? Happy joke-telling!