Library jokes for kids
Libraries might not seem like the most exciting places for kids, but that all changes when you hear some of these hilarious library jokes! Here are some of the best library-themed jokes that are sure to get your young readers giggling.
- Why did the book go to the doctor?
Because it had a bad case of the story spine!
- Why did the librarian break up with the book?
Because it was overdue!
- What did one book say to the other book in the library?
“I just need some space.”
- Why do books make terrible friends?
Because they always keep turning their back on you!
- What’s the best way to keep a fool busy for hours?
Put them in a round room and tell them to go read a corner!
- Why was the library closed?
It needed to be readjusted!
- What does a book do when it’s cold?
It puts on a spine jacket!
- What do you call an alligator in a library?
A bookworm!
- Why did the librarian give away all her books?
She wanted to start a new chapter in her life!
- Why don’t books like to share?
They’re always holding onto their own story!
These silly jokes are perfect for young readers who love to laugh and appreciate the joys of spending time in the library. Whether you use them as a conversation starter or a fun way to encourage reading, these library jokes are sure to become a hit with kids of all ages. So, the next time you’re at the library with your kids, remember to tell them one of these hilarious jokes to keep the fun going even after they leave the library.