Kids pumpkin jokes
As the autumn season approaches, one of the most popular symbols we see everywhere is the pumpkin. From pumpkin spice lattes to pumpkin pies, the pumpkin seems to be a beloved food item. But, did you know there are some kids pumpkin jokes that are sure to make you smile? Here are a few of them!
- Why did the pumpkin get a ticket?
Because it was parked in a gourd-only zone!
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
Because they have no hands to knock on the door!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
- What do you call a pumpkin that plays basketball?
A slam-punkin!
- Why did the pumpkin go to see the doctor?
Because it had a really bad case of the jack-o-lanterns!
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite music?
Hip-hop gourd!
- How do pumpkins stay warm?
They put on pumpkin patches!
- Why do pumpkins make the best detectives?
Because they have super keen pumpkin-pie senses!
- How do you make a pumpkin glow?
Give it a little light bulb!
We hope these pumpkin jokes brought a smile to your face and some laughter to your day. Don’t forget to use them during pumpkin season, whether you are carving your jack-o-lantern or enjoying a hot pumpkin pie!