Ahoy there, me hearties! If ye be lookin’ for some swashbuckling fun, then ye’ve come to the right place. In this article, we’ll be sharin’ some of the funniest pirate jokes that will make ye laugh harder than a pirate after finding a chest of gold.

So hoist the Jolly Roger and grab yer parrot because here are some arrrrrr-mazing pirate jokes:

1. Why did the pirate refuse to say the alphabet?

Because he always got lost at C.

2. What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

“Aye, matey!”

3. Why do pirates never learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

4. What do you get when a pirate crosses a snowman?

Frostbite.

5. How does a pirate greet his parrot?

“Polly wanna cracker, aye matey?”

6. What does a pirate call his girlfriend?

Booty.

7. Why do pirates live on ships?

Because their houses are always under arrrrrest.

8. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of music?

Sea shanties.

9. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

10. Why was the pirate always unhappy?

Because he had a bad arrrrrr-titude!

There ye have it, me hearties, some of the best pirate jokes around. We hope these jokes have brought ye some laughter and put ye in the mood for some piratin’ adventures. Remember, always keep yer sense of humor and ye’ll be able to survive anything the high seas have to offer. Happy pillaging and plundering!