Kids jokes about dogs
Kids love dogs, and they love making jokes. Put those two things together, and you get a whole lot of laughter. Here are some classic kids jokes about dogs that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
- Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
- What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
- Why do dogs run in circles?
Because they’re chasing their tails.
- Why did the dog wear a raincoat?
Because it was a poodle mix.
- What happens when you cross a dog and a calculator?
You get a math-mutt.
- Why did the dog go to the movies?
To see the latest bark-buster.
- Why do dogs chase their tails?
To get in touch with their inner puppy.
- What do you call a dog that likes ketchup?
A hot dog.
- Why did the dog go to the vet?
To get a new tail.
- What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labramagician.
Kids love dogs and jokes, and these jokes offer the perfect combination of both. They’re sure to put a smile on your face and a bounce in your step. So grab your furry friend and let the laughs begin!
