Jokes for kids funny
kid-friendly jokes:
1. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
4. What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
Porky-prickly!
5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It was feeling crummy!
6. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
7. How does a rabbit keep its fur looking good?
Hare spray!
8. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
10. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
These jokes are sure to get a giggle out of any kid!