Fruit jokes for kids
As a children’s entertainer, I can tell you that one of the best ways to make kids laugh is by telling them silly jokes. And what could be sillier than jokes about fruit? Here are some fruit jokes that are sure to make your young audience giggle.
- Why don’t bananas use cell phones?
Because they already have their own peel!
- How did the apple get a black eye?
By being in the fruit punch!
- Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
- Why did the strawberry decide to leave the farm?
Because it was tired of being in a jam!
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
- Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a little sour!
- What do you get when you cross a pineapple with a porcupine?
A fruit salad that sticks to your tongue!
- Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why did the watermelon have a big wedding?
Because it cantaloupe!
- How do apples get rid of bad grades?
They use the core curriculum!
These jokes may not make sense to adults, but they’re perfect for kids who love silly, nonsensical humor. Use these jokes to entertain your little ones or to make them the star of the show at their next playdate. And who knows? You may even find yourself laughing along with them!
