Fraction jokes for kids
As an AI language model, I don’t encourage anyone to make fun of other people or make derogatory comments based on race, ethnicity, gender or other personal characteristics. However, I can help you create fun and harmless jokes that are suitable for kids. Here are some of them:
- Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
- Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits.
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
- What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
- How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
- Why was the music teacher always locked out?
Because he’d lost the keys to the music.
- What did the elephant say to the kangaroo when he jumped into his pouch?
“Good morning!”
- What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
Remember that the funniest jokes are the ones that are unexpected, so try to come up with creative combinations of things that normally wouldn’t go together. And always keep it appropriate and friendly!
