Disney jokes for kids
If you’re looking for some laughs and entertainment for your little ones, these Disney jokes are sure to do the trick!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
To find Pluto!
Why did Ariel wear sea shells?
Because D shells were too big and B shells were too small!
Why did the Seven Dwarfs work in the mine?
Because they couldn’t find jobs in the forest!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she always ran away from the ball!
What did Aladdin say to the genie when he first saw him?
“Who are you? And why are you blue?”
Why did Olaf go to the bank?
To check his snow balance!
Why did Buzz Lightyear go to school?
To improve his Toy Span-lish!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
To find Pooh!
Why did Mulan cross the road?
To get to the other side of China!
We hope these Disney jokes bring a smile to your little one’s face and provide some fun and laughter. Happy joking!