Bathroom jokes for kids
As parents, we know how difficult it can be to get kids to do certain things, like brushing their teeth, taking a shower, or even using the bathroom. And while we don’t recommend making fun of these important tasks, a good bathroom joke can go a long way in making things a little more enjoyable. Here are some hilarious bathroom jokes that are sure to get your kids giggling.
1. “Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get away from the bathroom!”
2. “What did the sink say to the faucet?
You turn me on!”
3. “Why did the toothbrush go to the dentist?
To get a root canal!”
4. “What’s the most important part of the bathroom?
The flush button!”
5. “Why was the toilet so sad?
Because it had a crappy job!”
6. “Why don’t sharks use toilets?
Because they like to go in the ocean!”
7. “What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
You look flush!”
8. “What do you call a bathroom that’s always in a rush?
A restroom!”
9. “Why did the soap go to Hollywood?
To get into movies!”
10. “What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a woman in the bathroom?
The man is bouncing around trying to put it away, and the woman is just trying to keep it in!”
Of course, there are plenty more bathroom jokes out there, but these are some of our favorites. Just be careful not to overdo it, or you might find yourself facing a full-blown bathroom riot!