August is a great month for jokes! As the summer weather starts to wind down and the back-to-school season approaches, it’s the perfect time to share some laughs with your kids. Whether you’re looking for one-liners, knock-knock jokes, or puns, there are plenty of silly and delightful August jokes to tickle their funny bones. Here are a few to get you started:

1. Why don’t seagulls fly the same way over the bay in August?

Because it would be too hot to be called a “sea-gull.”

2. What do you call a cow that loves to go swimming in August?

A moo-se!

3. What do fish say on hot August days?

They say, “Oh, fin-tastic!”

4. Why did the sunflower stop singing in August?

Because it had lost all its notes!

5. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters in it?

The post office! In August, it’s the busiest month for sending postcards home from vacation.

6. Why don’t bananas wear sunscreen in August?

They already have a-peeling skin!

7. Knock knock!

Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the sunscreen, the sun’s out in August!