Aliens have always been a fascinating topic for kids. From books to movies and cartoons, they have always been portrayed in different shapes and sizes. But what’s cuter than an alien with a good sense of humor? Here are some alien jokes for kids to make them laugh out loud!

1. Why did the alien go to the bank?

To get some space cash!

2. How does an alien like his toast?

Whiskered!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and an alien?

Frostbite!

4. What do you call an alien that likes to dance?

An extra-terpsichorean!

5. Why did the alien stop at the red planet?

To allow time for the green planet to cross!

6. What do aliens drink in the morning?

Coffee from their flying saucers!

7. What kind of music do aliens listen to?

Interstellar rock, of course!

8. Why did the alien send his bed to the dry-cleaner?

He got a nasty case of meteoritis!

9. How do you know aliens are smart?

They always come in flying saucers instead of driving cars.

10. What did one alien say to the other when they landed on Earth?

“Oops, wrong planet!”

11. Why do aliens hate math?

Because it’s always up in the air!

12. How did the alien fix his spaceship?

With a meteor wrench!

13. Why did the alien visit a snowman at the North Pole?

To see if it’s Frozen Planet friendly!

14. What do you get when you cross an alien with a pig?

A space-saving device!

15. Why did the alien take a bath?

To get his flying saucer!

These alien jokes are sure to make your child’s day! Not only will they keep them entertained, but they’ll also help your child develop a sense of humor and fun. So, let your child imagine the funniest aliens and let the laughter out!