Kids pumpkin jokes
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As the autumn season approaches, one of the most popular symbols we see everywhere is the pumpkin. From pumpkin spice lattes to pumpkin pies, the pumpkin seems to be a beloved food item. But, did you know there are some kids pumpkin jokes that are sure to make you smile? Here are a few of them!
- Why did the pumpkin get a ticket?
Because it was parked in a gourd-only zone!
- Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?
Because they have no hands to knock on the door!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
- What do you call a pumpkin that plays basketball?
A slam-punkin!
- Why did the pumpkin go to see the doctor?
Because it had a really bad case of the jack-o-lanterns!
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite music?
Hip-hop gourd!
- How do pumpkins stay warm?
They put on pumpkin patches!
- Why do pumpkins make the best detectives?
Because they have super keen pumpkin-pie senses!
- How do you make a pumpkin glow?
Give it a little light bulb!
We hope these pumpkin jokes brought a smile to your face and some laughter to your day. Don’t forget to use them during pumpkin season, whether you are carving your jack-o-lantern or enjoying a hot pumpkin pie!