Airplane jokes for kids
Are you ready for some airplane humor? Here are some airplane jokes that are sure to have your little ones giggling!
- Why did the airplane go to the doctor?
Because it had a cough-plane!
- Why did the airplane break up with the airport?
It just needed some space.
- What do you call an airplane that can dance?
A boeing boogie!
- How do airplanes stay cool when it’s hot outside?
They turn on their ACe aircraft!
- Why did the bird join the airplane in the sky?
To learn how to wing it!
- How do you know if an airplane likes you?
It takes you out for a flying date!
- Why did the airplane’s Valentine stand him up?
She said he was too plane for her.
- What do you call a flying dinosaur?
A plan-osaurus rex!
- Why do airplanes always have to take off their shoes at the airport?
Because they have to go through security!
- How do pilots decorate their plane for Halloween?
With booing streamers and flying bats!
These airplane jokes are sure to make your little ones laugh and have a fun time! So, the next time you’re on an airplane, make sure to share these with your kids for some in-flight entertainment.