Funny winter jokes for kids
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Winter is a time of snow days, hot chocolate, and relaxing by the fire with family and friends. But it’s also a time for lots of laughter and fun! Here are some funny winter jokes that are sure to put a smile on your kid’s face.
- Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
- Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water!
- Q: Why did the snowman refuse to wear a hat?
A: Because he didn’t want to be a snow cap!
- Q: Why did the snowman cross the road?
A: To get to the other side of the snow bank!
- Q: What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark?
A: Frostbite!
- Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together!
- Q: Why do seals swim in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
- Q: What’s an igloo’s favorite TV show?
A: Game of Thrones!
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the snowy road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
- Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!
These were just a few of the many funny winter jokes for kids out there. Make sure to share them with your friends and family to spread some laughter this winter season!