Christmas jokes kids
Christmas is a time of fun, laughter and happiness, and what better way to bring a smile to your kids’ faces than with some funny Christmas jokes? Here are some hilarious and kid-friendly jokes that are sure to make your little ones giggle and bring some holiday cheer to your home.
1. Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
2. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets.
3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
4. What is the best way to catch a reindeer?
Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot.
5. Why did the elf try to steal Santa’s sleigh?
Because he wanted to go on an elf trip.
6. What did one Christmas tree say to the other?
“You light up my life.”
7. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite.
8. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trimmings.
9. Why don’t aliens celebrate Christmas?
Because they don’t want Santa Claus to crush their rooftops.
10. How do snowmen get around?
On an icicle.
Use these jokes to put a smile on your kid’s face during Christmas, they could help warm up the holiday season.