Thanksgiving jokes for kids
Thanksgiving is a time to gather with family and friends, share a delicious meal, and give thanks for all the blessings in our lives. But it’s also a time for laughter and fun, and nothing brings a smile to kids’ faces like funny jokes.
Here are some hilarious thanksgiving jokes that are sure to delight children of all ages:
1. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
2. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
3. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a ghost?
A poultrygeist!
4. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
5. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
“Please, let me out of here!”
6. What do you call a turkey on a hot day?
A hot dog!
7. Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned how to talk!
8. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google!”
9. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you later!
10. How do you make a turkey happy?
Stuff it with jokes!
So this thanksgiving, share these jokes with your kids and enjoy a good laugh together. Laughter is the best medicine and it’s the perfect way to celebrate the holiday season. Happy thanksgiving