Christmas jokes for kids
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Christmas is coming and what better way to spread joy and laughter than by sharing some Christmas jokes with kids? Here are some silly and funny jokes perfect for kids to enjoy during the holiday season!
1. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
3. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
4. Why did Santa go to college for music?
To improve his “wrap” skills!
5. What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light up my life!
6. What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music!
7. Why was the math book sad on Christmas Eve?
Because it had too many problems!
8. Why did Rudolph go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little “deer”!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
10. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf-esteem”!
11. If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!
12. Why did Santa’s helper go to the psychiatrist?
Because he suffered from low “elf-esteem”!
13. What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause!
14. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
15. Why did Santa Claus go down the chimney?
Because it sooted him!
These jokes are sure to bring smiles and giggles to kids during the Christmas season. Share them with family and friends to spread the holiday spirit!